You Missed Your Stop

Sorry for the lack of updates, I've actually had to get a new computer recently because my old one died.

Without further ado, it's February 1st, WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING-- January is over. January is the worst movie month of the year, it's the month where the studio execs release all of their movies that made them say "so much for that $50 million". January used to share these rights with August, but then people realized that good movies can still come out because it's sti...

This is kind of a sell-out thing to do... but whatever, it's epic. Santa brought me a Blu-Ray disc player for Christmas, which raises the issue of not having any movies on Blu-Ray. This also raises the issue that these movies often cost $40+ for a single flick. Just when my hopes could go no lower, I logged on to Amazon.com, where their Blu-Ray titles are all on super sale. This is no fucking joke, I bought 9 Blu-Rays for under $100. To give you an idea of just how cheap these things are righ...

I saw this today at Barnes & Noble and it made me laugh:

There's nothing particularly funny about the Sarah Michelle Gellar collection. She's nothing special but every actor has their fanbase. What made it funny was the sale sticker that the people at Barnes & Noble put on the box said "The DEFINITIVE Sarah Michelle Gellar Collection".

THE DEFINITIVE ...

It's that time in October (and by that I mean November), and that means the Yankees are fingering themselves at the thought of adding yet another world series to their collection. According to New York gossip column PageSix, the wives and girlfriends of several Yankees have been asked to keep quiet about Kate Hudson. The blonde film star has been going out with A-Rod for roughly a year now and has been pissing off the rest of the Bronx Bombshells ever since with her idiotic antics in the Grou...

It is in writing. Adrien Brody is set to star in Robert Rodriguez's remake of 'Predator'. You read it right. The film is slated for a release THIS JULY-- I know, it happened fast. For those of you who don't know, Arnold Schwarzennegger played the lead in the original film. Miscast? Probably. Brody is probably one of the puniest-looking actors in Hollywood-- honestly, I think Aaron Carter may have kicked his ass back in the sixth grade. Not only is this dude lanky and weak looking, he is starr...

It's a rare treat that I get to talk about Jennifer Aniston and Moses in the same breath, but here it is. 20th Century Fox have acquired the rights to a retelling of the story of Moses. Disturbingly enough, the studio have used the term "300 style" to describe the way in which the film will be shot. As a big fan of 'The Ten Commandments' (1956), I am not psyched for this. A director has not been signed. Hopefully they won't cast somebody like Dwayne Johnson or Gerard Butler for the role of Mo...

This is really beginning to depress me. Hollywood's "favorite" damsel in distress is back to her usual tricks. Jennifer Aniston is starring in another lovesick RomCom where she's turned 40 (honestly, how many times can the same person turn 40, especially when she's 80 on the inside?) and given up on personal relationships. However, her next film takes the same predictable and pathetic genre to an all new low. Here is the synopsis on IMDB:

"An unmarried 40-year-old woman

I'm not talking about the crazy little bastard in 'Red Dragon'/'Manhunter'. I'm talking about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. It seems like he's trying to turn into a super-jacked Adam Sandler. Check out the trailer for his new film 'Tooth Fairy' and get ready to laugh your ass off. It's coming out this January, which means that it WILL BE as bad as it looks.

After deciding to push the release for Martin Scorcese's 'Shutter Island' from this past Friday to this coming February (WTF), Paramount has just released a new trailer for the film. I was skeptical about it at first, and was not surprised when the studio decided to push back the theatrical release. I will say that this new trailer is a big step up. The plot's a lot clearer and it doesn't seem like DiCaprio is over-acting quite as much, check it out in HD!

So, last night Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of a hotel. She may eventually have to leave the country if she gets kicked out of anywhere else. After a fight with her on-and-off girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, LiLo threw a room service tray at WHAT SHE THOUGHT was Ronson's hotel room door. Problem is, it wasn't. An unsuspecting hotel guest was staying in the room in question and alerted the manager, who promptly told Lohan to (paraphrased) "GET THE FUCK OUT AND DON'T COME BACK" (sic). This morning...