You Missed Your Stop

So, last night Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of a hotel. She may eventually have to leave the country if she gets kicked out of anywhere else. After a fight with her on-and-off girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, LiLo threw a room service tray at WHAT SHE THOUGHT was Ronson's hotel room door. Problem is, it wasn't. An unsuspecting hotel guest was staying in the room in question and alerted the manager, who promptly told Lohan to (paraphrased) "GET THE FUCK OUT AND DON'T COME BACK" (sic). This morning, Lohan's TWITTER read:

"Hahahaha my publicist just called me & said she heard I was in apsych ward!!!! Hahaha WHAT IS WRONG with people???? I’m working lol BUT that’s one I’ve NEVER heard about myself before! New ones r alwaysinteresting huh? There’s SO much more going on in the world! Wake up"

Yeah, her family wants her to go back to rehab. Problem is they haven't realized that she's crazy without the coke, too.