You Missed Your Stop

It is in writing. Adrien Brody is set to star in Robert Rodriguez's remake of 'Predator'. You read it right. The film is slated for a release THIS JULY-- I know, it happened fast. For those of you who don't know, Arnold Schwarzennegger played the lead in the original film. Miscast? Probably. Brody is probably one of the puniest-looking actors in Hollywood-- honestly, I think Aaron Carter may have kicked his ass back in the sixth grade. Not only is this dude lanky and weak looking, he is starring in a remake of a film that originally starred Ahnuld, Carl Weathers, and Jesse Ventura. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the other names in that trio, let's just say they did their share of roids. These guys were so jacked and tan in that movie, they probably couldn't get a successful erection for 2 years after its release. The only thing that makes sense about this casting call is the fact that Brody once did a Roman Polanski film and is now set to be in a movie called 'Predator'.