You Missed Your Stop

Sorry for the lack of posting. I've actually been in search of legitimate employment, so I had to put off YMYS.com for a little (long) while. Let's go ahead and call it a Sabbatical.

At any rate, I don't have much news or opinion to offer at the moment. However, I would like to share that the title of this long-awaited post was largely inspired by the 1993 BOMB We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (Image Shown Below).

That's right, it's that movie you begged your parents to go see after they wouldn't let you see Jurassic Park, and then had no idea why they were both in such foul moods after the show. I mean, what could a movie featuring dinosaurs, aliens, magic cereal, and the vocal talents of Jay Leno and Martin Short possibly do to upset anybody?

If you need an idea of how bad this movie really was, consider the fact that it was produced by Spielberg and grossed only $9 million at the box office.

This movie, Jumanji, and anything featuring Leslie Nielsen are all classic examples of those movies you saw when you were too young to tell if something sucked, so you dragged your parents to the multiplex and made them sit through it, and then forced them to listen to your idiotic raves about how great it was for hours after the screening. In fact, if you were a real shit about it, you probably even made them buy you an action figure resembling a character (or six) from the film. Not really sure why I went into all of that, but in short, 'We're Back!'

Look for more posts to come...